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Sunday, July 04, 2004

My first post

I know this has been widely anticipated...Ima's first blog post. Since I have virtually no social life (which will assuredly remain as such due to my overwhelming fear of conversing with the opposite sex), expect numerous updates. I not going to try to move worlds with my first post. I'm really just popping my blog cherry. However, anyone who knows me, knows that I'm a compulsive bitcher. Therefore, I should have no problems filling up one of these things. For my first bitch, I need to complain about the 74th Alice In Chains song I've heard on 95.9 today. As I am typing, it is playing. The name of the station should be KAIC. Three things are now sure shots in life: Death, Taxes, and at least 46 daily Alice in Chains tunes played between the two local "new rock" stations. Beats the shit out of Billy Squire though, huh? Well, I'd better get back to my history homework, so I can finally graduate college. Just a shade under a decade, too. I just want to close by saying that I woke up at 4 p.m. this afternoon and thought I'd accomplish nothing. NOT SO! I started blogging.

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