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Friday, July 16, 2004

The Day After....

Following the malicious attack I suffered yesterday at Warrior's, I figured today couldn't be worse. 
 
It really wasn't worse, just kinda painful.
 
The right side of neck is swollen really bad and hurts like a mutha.  I find this weird, especially since I got stung on top of my freakin' head.  I know what the purpose of bees is, but what about hornets?  Honest to God, their only purpose is to sting people and cause them to swell up.  I feel like Rosie O' Donnell right now.  I'm fat, I'm bloated, I'm cranky, and I like women!
 
Despite the horror that I incurred yesterday, I ventured out into the realm of frisbee...er, disc golf once again.  Clint and I played at Borden (I'm not going back out to Warrior's for quite some time).  I shot the shittiest -9 in the history of the course.  -9 looks good on paper, right?  Yeah, it's all right, but I was -7 after 9 holes.  I just went to shit after that.  What amazed me is that Clint didn't make a single "IT BURNS!" comment.  Amazing.  I did't think I'd ever live it down.
 
Tonight, while on break at work (Hell), I told the story of Thursday's insect nightmare that I endured to one of my brother's buddies.  Some girl overheard me and through that I met a female disc golfer.  I thought to myself, "That's what this world needs more of!"  There's three places you can always find me: home, work, disc golf.  The more girls in these places, the better!
 
Despite that, the worst part of my day is always work.  It ruins my day knowing I have to go in.  Burnout has hit me like a ton of bricks.  I did the same thing today I did Wednesday.  I found one these little Home Depot Rubik's cubes they gave out to most employees (of course, I didn't get one), and just took it apart and put it back together.  I've got a blister to show for doing this about 150 times.  It's disheartening to see that Home Depot Credit Services is busy on a Friday night.  There are only two days that it bothers me when it's busy: Friday and Sunday.  It just seems like better things could be accomplished on those two days.  I may just be upset about not getting the Charter job, but I've got a message for Red and Charter (neither of which will ever see my posts, hopefully anyway):  You don't know what you're missing! 
 
Actually, I'm not that upset about the Charter thing, just a little disappointed.  It'll probably work out for the best anyway.  I'll just ask my homegirl Kathryn if McDonald's is hiring.  I think another thing that killed me about working tonight was knowing that Rich was throwing one bodacious shindig and others were having a good time while I was in utter misery.  I'm calling in next time!
 
I also wanted to thank Steve for the props on the game list.  It's good to see that someone else is a fan of the phenomenal game that is Castlevania: SOTN.  I actually think I'm gonna get off of here and play that right now.
 
Take it easy, ya'll!
 
 
 

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