This Is A Call

Well, homegirl Erin has challenged me yet again. However, this challenge will prove to be infinitely more challenging for me than simply quitting smoking.

See, Erin is getting married on May 14. She and fellow homegirls, Kathryn and Amber, have advised me that I must bring a female to the occasion. That’s right….Ima has to score a wedding date!

I hate losing a challenge but feel that I’m in real jeopardy of losing this one, even though I have approximately five weeks. The pimp hand is weak! Oh, and because the homegirls know me, they’ve already shut down every possible loophole my pathetic mind could conceive. But, like a fool, I GUARANTEED success and that I would arrive hand-in-hand with some cutie

So, if any ladies read this or any of you gals are interested out there in blogland, for God’s sake….HELP!