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Friday, January 07, 2005

I gotta do better at this....

WOW! How many times have I started a post by saying "it's been a while since I've done this?" Too many, kids....too many. I hope everyone had a good holiday season.

I never really see most readers of this post on a regular basis, so I'll give an update as for what's going on for me. Well, I just got back from the DMV, an experience that I dreaded. However, it wasn't that bad. I mean, I was actually in there for under an hour. On top of that, the women working there weren't all bitchy. I was absolutely stunned.

I'm turning 25 on Monday. This is kinda depressing to me. If someone were to ask me 3 years ago what I would be doing now, I would've said "I won't be at Citi...BA-LEE DAT!". Guess what? Still there, and it's worse than ever. Hey, Brandon Stanbrough (sp?) is one of the new hires. I hope he doesn't read these, but I saw some dude that looked familiar and I suddenly thought "damn! I'm really good looking compared to THAT guy!" Then, it hit me...."HOLY SHIT! IT'S STANBROUGH!"

Sorry about not submitting lineups to the football league for the last few weeks. I had a lot going on, but, besides that, I thought my lineup was already impecable! Please don't kick me out...I'll do better about it next season....I promise!

Well, this is what's been going on for me. Now, I'm off to get ready for another shitty day at Citi. I'm getting a cable modem Monday morning, so I can't wait for that. And, as a solemn vow, I WILL post more regularly...I've been neglecting this site too much.

Keep it real, playas...maybe I'll see ya'll around! I'll continue to post...I promise!

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