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Friday, December 23, 2005

The Genius



Well, final grades were turned in this week, and I’ve successfully completed my first semester of graduate studies. I accomplished something this term that I never had previously in my academic career. Now, I’ve had good semesters and I’ve had bad. But never have I accomplished what I did this term….a perfect 4.0 grade point average. Straight A’s, homie! In grad school no less (I thought this shit was supposed to be harder). This, being such a monumental event, had to be celebrated. So, I sought inspiration from one of my favorite basketball players on a way to commemorate such an auspicious event and got a little something to help me remember my perfect semester…




That’s right, sucka! A championship belt! This strap is my way of celebrating the perfect semester that was (though no way did I spend nearly what ‘Sheed did on his). So, I leave you now with more shots of me and my title belt.


It's just a shame that I really don't like the program I'm in and will probably have to end up switching...

6 Comments:

  • At 10:44 PM , Blogger Clint said...

    I just stapped my pants from laughing so hard.

     
  • At 1:32 PM , Blogger Hoosh said...

    You are in the top two funniest people I know. Like stiggitychicky or whomever said...Journalism!

     
  • At 12:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    i just peed on myself. thanks ima.

     
  • At 12:31 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    looking back over the post...you look A LOT like the genius...wasn't that Lenny Poffo?

    Ima Poffo...nice.

     
  • At 5:12 PM , Blogger Clint said...

    Are you the bastard son of Lanny Poffo?

     
  • At 5:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Haha, you know what's awesome? I got Justin a championship belt for our anniversary.... and got very strange looks over it too from others... but Justin LOVED it... So maybe you all can form a tag team or even have a "Hell in the Cell" match... lol..

    Congrats on school too Ima! Woohoo!

     

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